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Located deep in the backwoods of central Texas lies our top secret research and testing facility, variously called "The Office", "The Shed" or sometimes just "The Two-Holer".

This state of the art building has a roof, walls and something resembling a foundation... oh, and two doors. We're not sure, exactly, why it has two doors spaced so closely together. We try not to think about that. One of our neighbors told us it might have something to do with the two piles of corncobs out back. We had noticed a pile of red corncobs and a pile of white ones. He started talking some crap about using a red one, then using a white one to see if you needed another red one. We had no idea what he was rambling on about, so we asked him to please stop talking nonsense and go away, or we'd turn our pit bulls loose on him.

The lavishly furnished interior. Our professional interior designers strive to keep The Office a model of efficiency and pleasant working conditions. Note the sophisticated memo/document tracking system and the space saving technique of storing flammable liquids under the computer equipment.

As can be clearly seen, we try to keep the acidic beverages, cigarettes, ashtray and lighters away from the computers. Luckily, there's a nice clear spot right above the flammable liquids.

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